Take a break from the drudgery with some of these jokes, song parodies, anecdotes and assorted humor
that has been collected from friends & from websites across the Internet. This humor is light-hearted
and sometimes slightly offensive to the easily-offended, so you are forewarned. I have taken care
to censor "humor" with overt sexual overtones (or undertones), degrading political taunts, and hateful
tirades, so it is all workplace-safe. I have also tried to warn of any links that will result in audio
clips so you can take appropriate precautions. Please send any potential candidates for this humor
page to the e-mail link above. Humor #1
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As with so many creative content found on the Internet, it is often difficult - if not impossible to learn the true provenance of images and writings. In such instances, I usually reference the website where I found the piece. Whenever the true origin in known with certainty, I am sure to link to its creator as well. Here is a case of the former, found just in time for Valentine's Day 2011.
♥♥♥ An Engineer's Valentine ♥♥♥ I was alone and all was dark Beneath me and above My life was full of volts and amps But not the spark of love
But now that you are here with me My heart is overjoyed You turn the whole square of my heart Into a sinusoid
You load things from my memory Onto my system's bus My life was once assembly code But now it's C++
I love the way you solder things My circuits you can fix The voltage across your diode Is much more than point-six
With your amps and resistors You have built my integrator I cannot survive without you You are my function generator
You have charged my life, increased my gain And made my math discrete And now I'll end my poem here Control, Alt, and Delete
...from the IEEE@UNT website (University of North Texas) |