Paul Revere Virus - warns of an impending virus infection: 1 if by LAN, 2 if by C:\
Hillary Rodham Clinton Virus- instantly turns 1 KB of disk space into 1 MB of disk space
Ollie North Virus - plays a patriotic .WAV while it shreds your files
Joey Buttafuaco Virus - only attacks minor files
Sandy Berger Virus - stuffs files into it's folders, then deletes them
Denise Austin Virus - attacks your hard drive's FAT
Tonya Harding Virus - turns your .BAT files into lethal weapons
Oprah Winfrey Virus - your 200MB hard drive suddenly shrinks to 80MB, and then slowly expands to 300MB
AT&T Virus - every three minutes it tells you what great service you are getting.
MCI Virus - every three minutes it reminds you that you're paying too much for the AT&T virus
Politically Correct Virus - never calls itself a "virus," but instead refers to itself as an "electronic microorganism."
Ross Perot Virus - activates every component in your system, just before the whole darn thing quits
Arnold Schwarzenegger Virus - terminates and stays resident: it'll be back
Government Economist Virus - nothing works, but all your diagnostic software says everything is fine
Federal Bureaucrat Virus - divides your hard disk into hundreds of little units, each of which does practically nothing, but all of which claim to be the most important part of your computer
Jane Fonda Virus - aids and abets other viruses on your system while your antivirus program tries to delete them
Adam and Eve Virus - takes a couple of bytes out of your Apple computer
Congressional Virus #1 - the computer locks up, screen splits erratically with a message appearing on each half blaming the other side for the problem
Congressional Virus #2 - runs every program on the hard drive simultaneously but doesn't allow the user to accomplish anything
Airline Virus - you're in Dallas, but your data is in Singapore
PBS Virus - your computer stops every few minutes to ask for money
Jimmy Hoffa Virus - your programs can never be found again