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Dimwit Celebrities Exhibit Lack of Science Knowledge

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There's a good reason that many refer to the self-proclaimed scientist-cum-actors and other public figures as Celebretards! Those dopes latch onto a politically correct cause and simply regurgitate the same garbage that their idiotic peers are spewing. Remember Ted Danson's famous prediction back in the late 1980s that the world's oceans would be dead in ten years? How about Meryl Streep's weeping rant before Congress claiming that Alar on apples was killing our children? It helps them to justify the extremely wasteful and excessive lives that they personally lead. The examples could fill volumes. I just thought of two more: John Travolta, who lectures on global warming while owning and piloting multiple jets, and Al Gore, who's usually-empty Tennessee mansion consumes the electricity equivalent to 20 typical homes. "In total, Gore paid nearly $30,000 in combined electricity and natural gas bills for his Nashville estate in 2006."

Science for Celebrities has a god collection of documented celebretard gaffs.


Stars Urged to Check Facts (Real Player)
Tracey Brown, Director of Sense About Science, on Radio 4ʼs Today programme, 3rd January 2007

Stars Must ʽCheck Science Factsʼ
BBC Online, 3rd January 2007

Neutralise Radiation and Stay off Milk: the Truth About Celebrity Health Claims
James Randerson, Science Correspondent, The Guardian, 3rd January 2007

Celebrities Told to Embrace The Facts, Not Bad Science
By Mark Henderson, Science Correspondent, The Times, 3rd January 2007

Scientists warn about celebrity mumbo-jumbo
by Nic Flemming, Science Correspondent, The Telegraph, 3rd January 2007

Celebrities Sent to the Back of the Science Class
Clive Cookson, Science Editor, The Financial Times, 3rd January 2007

Profs Rap Dim Stars
The Sun, 3rd January 2007

Academics Ask Celebs to Button It
by John Dunne, The London Paper, 3rd Jaunary 2007

Quackers! Science v Celebrity
by Michael Hanlon, Science Editor, The Daily Mail, 4th January 2007

I'm A Celebrity, Let Me Give You Some Inaccurate Advice
by Sarah Freeman, The Yorkshire Post, 4th January 2007

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