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MATHEMATICAL PROOF REQUIRED TO PROVE THAT "BARNEY IS SATAN"
**Given:** Barney is a cute purple dinosaur
**Prove:** Barney is Satan
**Step 1:** The Romans had no letter "U" so they used "V'' instead for printing.
Therefore,
the Roman representation for Barney would be CVTE PVRPLE DINOSAVR
**Step 2:** Taking CVTE PVRPLE DINOSAVR, and extracting the Roman numerals, we have:
C V V L D I V
**Step 3:** The decimal equivalent of these Roman numerals would be:
100 5 5 50 500 1 5
**Step 4:** Adding these numbers together would produce:
666
**
Step 5:** 666 is the number of the Beast
Therefore: Barney is
Satan Q.E.D.
...from the Inflection Point website |