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    Kirt Blattenberger,


RF Cafe began life in 1996 as "RF Tools" in an AOL screen name web space totaling 2 MB. Its primary purpose was to provide me with ready access to commonly needed formulas and reference material while performing my work as an RF system and circuit design engineer. The World Wide Web (Internet) was largely an unknown entity at the time and bandwidth was a scarce commodity. Dial-up modems blazed along at 14.4 kbps while tying up your telephone line, and a nice lady's voice announced "You've Got Mail" when a new message arrived...

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Engineering Humor - RF CafeThese tech-centric jokes, song parodies, anecdotes and assorted humor have been collected from friends and websites across the Internet. This humor is light-hearted and sometimes slightly offensive to the easily-offended, so you are forewarned. It is all workplace-safe.

Humor #1, #2, #3

  • Plasma is another matter

  • Interstellar matter is a gas

  • It's worse than that, it's physics, Jim!

  • "Apple" (c) 6024 B.C., Adam & Eve

  • "Apple" (c) Copyright 1767, Sir Isaac Newton

  • "The faster you go, the shorter you are" - Einstein

  • A stitch in time would have confused Einstein

  • And God said: E = +mv2 - Ze2/r ...and there *WAS* light!

  • All that glitters has a high refractive index

  • Black holes are out of sight

  • Black holes were created when God divided by zero!

  • Black holes really suck...

  • The universe is a big place... perhaps the biggest

  • The Hubbell works fine; all that stuff IS blurry!

  • Do radioactive cats have 18 half-lives?

  • Friction can be a drag sometimes

  • Going the speed of light is bad for your age

  • Gravity:  Not just a good idea...it's the LAW

  • How many weeks are there in a light year?

  • Power corrupts, but we need electricity

  • Resistance is futile!   (If < 1 Ω)

  • Supernovae are a blast

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