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Three engineers and three accountants
are traveling by train to a conference. At the station, the three accountants each buy tickets and watch as the
three engineers buy only a single ticket. "How are three people going to travel on only one ticket?" asks an
accountant. "Watch and you'll see," answers an engineer.
They all board the train. The accountants take
their respective seats but all Three engineers cram into a restroom and close the door behind them. Shortly after
the train has departed, the conductor comes around collecting tickets.
He knocks on the restroom door and says, "Ticket, please." The door opens just a crack and a single arm emerges
with a ticket in hand. The conductor takes it and moves on.
The accountants saw this and agreed it was
quite a clever idea. So after the conference, the accountants decide to copy the engineers on the return trip and
save some money.
When they get to the station, they buy a single ticket for the return trip. To their
astonishment, the engineers buy no tickets at all.
"How are you going to travel without a ticket?" says one
perplexed accountant. "Watch and you'll see," answers an engineer.
When they board the train the three
accountants cram into a restroom and the three engineers cram into another one nearby. The train departs. Shortly
afterward, one of the engineers leaves his restroom and walks over to the restroom where the accountants are
hiding. He knocks on the door and says, "ticket please."
...and another one...
Q: What do you
call it when a tour bus gets a flat?
(thanks to Tony B.) see below for answer
A: Group delay