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1 + 1 Simplified
Take a break from the drudgery with some of these jokes, song parodies, anecdotes and assorted humor
that has been collected from friends & from websites across the Internet. This humor is light-hearted
and sometimes slightly offensive to the easily-offended, so you are forewarned. I have taken care
to censor "humor" with overt sexual overtones (or undertones), degrading political taunts, and hateful
tirades, so it is all workplace-safe. I have also tried to warn of any links that will result in audio
clips so you can take appropriate precautions. Please send any potential candidates for this humor
page to the e-mail link above.
Every new engineer must learn early that it is never in good taste to designate the sum of two quantities in the form:
1 + 1 = 2 (eq. 1)
We all know from higher mathematics that:
further: 2 =
(eq. 3)Therefore, Eq.(1) can be expressed more scientifically as:
ln e + (sin2 x + cos2 x) =
(eq. 4) This may be further simplified by use of the identities:
and 
(eq. 5)Eq.(2) may therefore be rewritten:
(eq. 6)It should by now be clear that Eq.(6) is a much more exact form of Eq.(1). Further proof, if needed, is left for the reader.
...author unknown
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