 These engineering and science tech-centric
jokes, song parodies, anecdotes and assorted humor have been collected from friends
and websites across the Internet. I check back occasionally for new fodder, but
it seems all the old content is reappearing all over (like this is). The humor is
light-hearted and clean and sometimes slightly assaultive to the easily-offended,
so you are forewarned. It is all workplace-safe.
Humor #1,
#2, #3
Every new engineer must learn early that it is never in good taste to designate the sum of two quantities in the
form: 1 + 1 = 2 (eq. 1)
We all know from higher mathematics that:
1 = ln e, and 1 = sin2 x + cos2 x
(eq. 2a, 2b)
further: 2 =
(eq. 3)
Therefore, Eq.(1) can be expressed
more scientifically as:
ln e + (sin2 x + cos2
x) = 
(eq. 4)
This may be further simplified by
use of the identities:
 and
(eq. 5)
Eq.(2) may therefore be rewritten:
(eq. 6)
It should by now be clear that
Eq.(6) is a much more exact form of Eq.(1). Further proof, if needed, is left for the reader.
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