me. My predicament started out as a mere curiosity, but then over time the phenomenon seemed to
occur with greater and greater frequency. I tried to dismiss it as being a "coincidence" that
was only noticeable because I was subconsciously monitoring and listening for it. After today,
however, the time has clearly come to take action.
The disturbing events are instances where I am reading or writing a particular word or phase
and at the exact same instant I hear that exact word or phrase spoken on the radio. Now, I have
to admit that I spend practically my entire waking life either reading or writing, while simultaneously
listening to a variety of talk and music radio in the background. Melanie will attest to the alarmingly
large number of times I remark about how I had just written or read something and then heard it
on the radio. A skeptic like myself, upon hearing someone else make such a claim, would either
attribute the events to happenstance or ask a smart aleck question about whether the words were
amongst the most common in language like 'the,' if,' 'or,' etc. I promise you that is not the
case. While I cannot list the many words and phrases I have seen and heard at the same time from
utterly unrelated and uncoordinated sources, I can say they are often not frequently used words.
Sometimes, like one time a couple days ago, I was reading the word 'record' (as in a vinyl music
disk) while concurrently hearing the word 'record' (as in a written account of an event). That
was not the tipping point that caused me to reconsider the potential benefits of a tinfoil hat.
What jolted me was that - and I swear on a stack of Bibles this is true - I had just typed
the title "TV
DX" from a story in a 1958 edition of Radio Electronics magazine, when
Jean Shepherd, whose recorded radio
show from April 1965 I was listening to, suddenly uttered the phrase "TV DX." My blood ran cold
and I literally stopped what I was doing and looked over at Melanie with my jaw sitting on the
table, mouth gaped wide open. The chances of that happening have to be near zero. She's used to
my stupid, exaggerated expressions, but with this she knew something profound had happened. Minutes
before the incident I had no idea that 'TV DX' would appear at all in either medium, and honestly,
I never recall hearing the term before. The magazine story specifically dealt with the topic (obviously,
since it was the title), but Shep's story was just one of many he told about his experiences as
a boy, as an enlisted man in the Army Signal Corps, and later as a radio and television announcer.
The story recounted a memorable event in the Army during a field exercise when the guys in his
communications outfit found themselves conversing via Morse code with someone from the far side
of the world while outputting only about 20 watts with a simple antenna. It was after that when
he talked about the time at a television station where he worked where a broadcast from a few
hundred miles away was suddenly appearing on local TV sets in home and bars, instead of the signal
they were transmitting locally.
Anyway, once I regained my composure, I walked to the kitchen, pulled out the roll of aluminum
foil, and fashioned myself the tinfoil hat shown in the photo. Perhaps the 'crazies' aren't so
crazy after all, I thought. The only rational explanation that a person of science can contemplate
for the TV DX 'coincidence' is either aliens or government agents are using some sort
of wave energy to directly influence my brain. Being no one's fool, I am now wearing the beanie
while typing this account of the scenario. Using my vast knowledge of RF and microwave engineering
principles, the prototype uses two layers of aluminum foil with a multi-faceted outer and inner
texture in order to present a diffuse (as opposed to specular) surface to inward facing waves
attempting to penetrate the shielding while also providing the same direction-scrambling advantage
to my thoughts with an outward pointing vector. Figuring that the perpetrator's brain-influencing
waves are stronger than my biological waves, the shiny surface faces outward. Surely mind-penetrating
waves are very short in length based on the size of neurons and synapses, so the skin depth would
certainly be no deeper than a single thickness of aluminum foil, two at the most. Time will tell
whether the spiral tail is most effective with a clockwise or a counter-clockwise twist. I'll
keep you posted... if I survive the ordeal.
<--- Very interesting story of unintentional radio
DXing (starts ~ 1/2-way in) and TV DXing (starts ~ 3/4
Jean Shepherd: Code School - April 13, 1965
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