Hunt-and-Peck Typing: Bane of the Inept
personal anecdote is humorous only because I caught my typo before it was too late to correct it. Whenever an advertiser
makes a payment, I always try to remember to send a thank-you note to let him or her know that payment has been
received. The standard e-mail Subject line I use is something like, "RF Cafe: Payment Received - Thanks!" Hunt-and-peckers
like me (yeah, intentional self-deprecation) bear the burden of having to look at the computer keyboard most of
the time whilst typing. Somehow, even with decades of sitting in front of a computer for hours on most days, the
neurons never quite fully connected between my fingers and the word processing region of my brain.
week I was typing the Subject line for one of the aforementioned e-mail genres while a Windows system file update
was occurring in the background. Maybe it doesn't happen on Macs, but on PCs when a process is running that consumes
a lot of clock cycles the task you are performing in the foreground is intermittently interrupted - sometimes
for many seconds. If you happen to be typing at the time, often some of the letters you press don't register even though some
buffering action by the keyboard records the keystrokes for transmission once the usurping process relents. Here
is where not being a touch typist nearly got me in trouble.
After typing my intended message I looked up
in the Subject line and saw, "RF Cafe: Peeved - thanks!"
The computer managed to skip just the right (or
wrong) letters to produce the unintended salutation.
"RF Cafe: Payment
That was a close call. Even a spell checker
wouldn't catch such a goof. Fortunately, the lady who would have been treated to my unfortunate insult would have
forgiven the mistake once explained. I even apprised her of the scenario that almost happened and she got a good laugh out of it. The
Brits are famous for their wry, witty humor so if the error was going to be manifested anywhere, better it be in
'Jolly Old England.'
Posted September 17,