Hunt-and-Peck Typing: Bane of the Inept
Last week I was typing the Subject line for one of the aforementioned e-mail genres while a Windows system file update was occurring in the background. Maybe it doesn't happen on Macs, but on PCs when a process is running that consumes a lot of clock cycles the task you are performing in the foreground is intermittently interrupted - sometimes for many seconds. If you happen to be typing at the time, often some of the letters you press don't register even though some buffering action by the keyboard records the keystrokes for transmission once the usurping process relents. Here is where not being a touch typist nearly got me in trouble.
After typing my intended message I looked up in the Subject line and saw, "RF Cafe: Peeved - thanks!"
The computer managed to skip just the right (or wrong) letters to produce the unintended salutation.
"RF Cafe: Payment Received - thanks!"
That was a close call. Even a spell checker wouldn't catch such a goof. Fortunately, the lady who would have been treated to my unfortunate insult would have forgiven the mistake once explained. I even apprised her of the scenario that almost happened and she got a good laugh out of it. The Brits are famous for their wry, witty humor so if the error was going to be manifested anywhere, better it be in 'Jolly Old England.'
Posted September 17, 2013