Questionable content to follow. Please have children leave the room. For as long as I can remember
the phrase "Cranial Rectumitis" has been used to humorously describe the dire medical and social
phenomenon of having one's head up one's... well, you know where. Someone sent me an e-mail
today with an equally funny related expression: Cranial-Rectal Inversion. Now firmly entered
into my lexicon, it shall be used as opportunity allows.