Hand Me the Raid
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Great. A new class
of insect has been discovered - the gladiators - bringing the total
number of classes to 31. Prior to this, the last new insect class, rock
crawlers, was added in 1914. All of the 1.2 million identified species
of insects on the planet belong to the class of flies, twisted-wing
parasites, scorpionfiles, fleas, moths/butterflies, caddisflies, ants/wasps/bees,
beetles, lacewings/antlions, dobsonflies, snakefiles, book lice, bugs,
lice, thrips, stoneflies, webspinners, angel wings, cockroaches, mantids,
termites, gladiators, earwigs, rock crawlers, walkingsticks, grasshoppers/crickets,
dragonflies, mayflies, silverfish, jumping bristletails, or aphids/cicadas.
My question is when will Ortho have a spray for them?