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Cog·i·ta·tion [koj-i-tey'-shun] – noun: Concerted
reflection; meditation; contemplation.
Kirt [kert] – proper noun: RF Cafe webmaster.
Why Dilbert's Tie Curls Up
Dilbert's creator, Scott Adams, admits that he does not really know why Dilbert's tie curls up at the end. According to Dogbert, however, "My theory is the tie is simply showing a natural aversion to being near you."