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SETI Wants Your Computer
For many years, SETI (Search for ExtraTerrestrial
Intelligence) has convinced tens of thousands of computer owners - both personal and corporate - to install and
run a program that permits the main SETI computer to execute its alien-searching code on collected deep space
radio data during what would normally be downtime. Downtime could be anything from the wee hours of the night to
time in-between tasks during daily use. What has resulted is the most massively parallel processed and distributed
calculation computer in the world. That's all fine for the Trekies, star gazers, and conspiracy adherents of the
world, but what about for the evil capitalists that actually fund the lion's share of the research performed by
these groups? Gateway Computers can help. The company has completed the networking of the 8000 or so computers on
display in their Gateway Country Store chain. Called "Gateway Processing On Command," you or anyone else can
purchase processing time for your biggest clock cycle hogging projects. Statistical analysis on stock market
trends, drug company research and large database searches are just a few of the possibilities. Sorry, but it won't
make Doom run any faster on your PC.