Just gotta love the United Nation and all the good work it's doing around the world. Why, the honorable people there are sacrificing for all our goods. Surely this story can't be right.

The U.N.'s Spreading Bribery Scandal: Russian Ties and Global Reach

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,168591,00.html


...or can it? I'll just bet they long for the good old days when nobody had the power to monitor their operations. What I want to know is this: Why is FoxNews the only outlet investigating and reporting this? Maybe it's just because they are a bunch of right-wing zealots. Only a right-wing zealot would find something wrong with a noble body like the U.N. If they steal, imbezzle, rape, plunder and torture, why, it must be for the ultimate good of the ignorant masses.

Now I understand - I'll bet George Bush ordered all that in-between commanding hurricanes to target minority areas. Oh, and the tsunami, too - or was that Halliburton who did the tsunami? I can't keep it straight.