Just gotta love the United Nation and all the good
work it's doing around the world. Why, the honorable
people there are sacrificing for all our goods.
Surely this story can't be right.
The U.N.'s Spreading Bribery
Scandal: Russian Ties and Global Reach
...or can it? I'll just bet they long for
the good old days when nobody had the power to monitor
their operations. What I want to know is this: Why
is FoxNews the only outlet investigating and reporting
this? Maybe it's just because they are a bunch of
right-wing zealots. Only a right-wing zealot would
find something wrong with a noble body like the
U.N. If they steal, imbezzle, rape, plunder and
torture, why, it must be for the ultimate good of
the ignorant masses.
Now I understand - I'll
bet George Bush ordered all that in-between commanding
hurricanes to target minority areas. Oh, and the
tsunami, too - or was that Halliburton who did the
tsunami? I can't keep it straight.