"....Despite its $26 billion budget deficit, the state spends $21.5 billion dollars
annually subsidizing illegal alien health care, education, welfare, other state benefits
and criminal justice. Every California native-born household chips in $2438 each year
When “relocating” to the United States, it’s best to avoid states that
have selfishly put the interests of their legal residents ahead of yours with laws that
hinder your access to jobs and benefits. But many attractive destinations remain, endorsed
by millions of illegal aliens already living in each.
California’s state motto “Eureka”
(I have found it!) aptly applies here. The state's population includes 3.2 million illegal
aliens -- almost 24% of all illegal aliens in America -- have chosen the Golden State
as their preferred domicile.
Despite its $26 billion budget deficit, the state
spends $21.5 billion dollars annually subsidizing illegal alien health care, education,
welfare, other state benefits and criminal justice. Every California native-born household
chips in $2438 each year to help.
Unless you commit a violent felony, the state
leaves you alone. Los Angeles Special Order 40 – a sanctuary policy that sets the tone
statewide - prevents local officers from inquiring about your immigration status.
Many “visitors” head straight for Central Valley, which depends on a combination
of immigration and irrigation to produce almost 8 percent of America’s total agricultural
output. You’ll be in good company because more than half of the farm workers in California
have no work authorization.
Of course don’t forget in-state tuition for illegal
aliens. Take advantage of the Dream Act in a place that can only be described as the
Dream State for Illegal Aliens.
Country, MarylandIf jobs are what attract you, then this upscale community close
to our nation's capital offers the mother of all magnets.
The first step to getting
a job is to visit a Casa De Maryland (CASA) Welcome Center. Their employment specialists
help you find a job and don’t give a hoot about your legal status. They will even help
you acquire an IRS-issued taxpayer identification number because, of course, you’re
here illegally and not eligible for a real Social Security number. This powerful organization
is truly the illegal alien Welcome Wagon with $16 million in assets, $4.9M of it acquired
in 2010 from government contracts!
Don’t worry about Secure Communities because
the County recently opposed its implementation. And for college-bound illegal aliens,
take advantage of in-state-tuition now that the state passed the Maryland Dream Act.
3. Washington State
There’s nothing like
a valid driver’s license in your hip pocket to help you navigate the U.S. at will.
Most states require you to present your Social Security Number (SSN) to get one.
Washington has made an exception. If you don’t already have a fake SSN – or aren’t “borrowing”
one from a U.S. citizen – simply sign a form and bring a utility bill along to prove
you’re living in the Evergreen State.
Don’t have a utility bill? Washington
accepts Mexican Matrícula Consular ID cards as proof of identification. The state is
not concerned with FBI and Department of Justice warnings that the cards are not reliable
forms of ID and pose “major criminal and potential terrorist threats.”
even have a consular card? That’s even easier than getting a driver’s license. Visit
the Mexican Consulate in Seattle and bring a birth certificate (they’re not concerned
about whose it is) and proof of address.
Is this a great state or what?
4. Chicago - All of Illinois too!The Beatles
may have had you and Chicago -- the whole state even -- in mind when they sang "I get
by with a little help from my friends.” Local politicians will entice you, excuse you,
and if you don’t mind terribly, use you.
U.S. Senator Richard Durbin is a good
friend of illegal aliens and a stalwart supporter of the DREAM Act.
Luis Gutierrez is your other friend. He’s on record saying, “I have only one loyalty,
and that’s to the immigrant community.”
Illinois Governor Pat Quinn is also on your
team. He recently told the federal government that Illinois will not participate in
What does remain is Chicago’s sanctuary city policy. You
won’t be asked any questions if you keep out of trouble but should you get jailed, no
one will check your immigration status even when you’re in custody.
mayor, Rahm Emmanuel understands your needs; he used to be President Obama’s Chief of
Staff. He’ll do what he can locally to continue the president’s agenda of dismantling
of immigration enforcement.
Of course you’ll be expected to vote for all these
folks once they figure out a way to make you legal but you'll get used to it, quid-pro-quo
voting is a Chicago-style tradition.
5. New Haven,
New Haven is what its name implies – a haven for illegal aliens.
You won’t need to fuss with legal documents like driver’s licenses, social security
card, Green Card, visa or passport; there is a card just for you. In 2007, this town
became the first in the country to offer ID cards to residents, “regardless of age or
The most useful aspect of having one of these cards is that
it allows you to open a bank account and deposit money from the job you’re working --
without legal authorization.
Interestingly, the New Haven ID card has embedded
holograms so that no one can ever steal your identity. Yale’s hometown has thought of
everything right down to making sure no one in town ever has a phony illegal alien ID
Given that the citizens
of these destinations keep voting for politicians who enact policies that welcome illegal
immigration, we’re certain they’ll be pleased by your arrival.
Bob Dane is Communications
Director for FAIR, the Federation for American Immigration Reform. Kristen Williamson
is Communications Assistant for FAIR.
... Jose' Arrina