Someone recently sent me this in an e-mail. It's funny, but utterly
true at the same time, so it's not really all that funny after all. The problem is that
most of them manage to vote, and guess who they vote for? Yep, the politicians that
keep promising to take from you and me and give it to them. It goes by many names, amongst
them are Social Justice, Getevenwiththemism, Class Warfare, Socialism, and Marxism.
In response to the question on the Census form, "Do you have any dependents?,"
I answered the following:
"12 million illegal immigrants, 10 million crack heads,
20 million unemployed worthless bastards too lazy to work, 40 million recipients of
food stamps, 3/4 of a million inmates, most of the states of New York and California,
all of the state of Michigan, especially the city of Detroit, half of Mexico, the Island
of Haiti, the United Nations, employees of PBS radio and TV stations, and AMTRACK. There's
plenty more, but these alone should reduce my tax liability to zero."
Apparently this wasn’t an acceptable answer.
- Kirt Blattenberger
RF Cafe Progenitor & Webmaster