Someone recently sent me this in an e-mail.
It's funny, but utterly true at the same time, so it's not
really all that funny after all. The problem is that most of
them manage to vote, and guess who they vote for? Yep, the
politicians that keep promising to take from you and me and give
it to them. It goes by many names, amongst them are Social
Justice, Getevenwiththemism, Class Warfare, Socialism, and
In response to the question on the Census
form, "Do you have any dependents?," I answered the following:
"12 million illegal immigrants, 10 million crack heads, 20
million unemployed worthless bastards too lazy to work, 40
million recipients of food stamps, 3/4 of a million inmates,
most of the states of New York and California, all of the state
of Michigan, especially the city of Detroit, half of Mexico, the
Island of Haiti, the United Nations, employees of PBS radio and
TV stations, and AMTRACK. There's plenty more, but these alone
should reduce my tax liability to zero."
Apparently this wasn’t an acceptable answer.
- Kirt Blattenberger
RF Cafe Progenitor & Webmaster